I got home at 1230am and got up at 4am for a 5am pickup. I dropped off at one airport then headed for another for a second pickup. On days like this I like to have breakfast in a booth with a newspaper next to my plate and I cut my pancakes into pieces before I eat. I read an ediquette column loyally but I had to break it off when she adamantly insisted that pancakes are not wheat products like dinner rolls that can be broken and buttered piece by piece. I eat with my right hand, turn pages with the left, and I'm not hurting no one.